I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

Carol Burnett
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  1. There's a quote of hers [Lucille Ball] that I've always loved: 'I guess I would rather regret the things I've done than to regret the things I've never done.

  2. Dance, dance for me Dance with the stars Laugh, laugh for me Wherever you are Sing, sing out loud Like angels do Remember me The way I'll remember you Love, love for me With all your soul Cry, cry for me As I grow old...

  3. I have always grown from my problems and challenges from the things that don't work out. That's when I've really learned.

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